The Cybertruck Conspiracy
The Cybertruck Conspiracy: Elon Musk’s Masterpiece of Vaporware The Cybertruck Conspiracy: How Elon Musk Is Revolutionizing Vaporware and Professional Distractors By Killian Yates A satirical critique by an independent observer of the Tesla phenomenon. The Cybertruck: From Sci-Fi Dream to Marketing Mirage When Tesla unveiled the Cybertruck in 2019, it promised a revolution in automotive design—a stainless steel beast that could supposedly survive a sledgehammer attack but couldn’t survive a poorly executed demo of its “bulletproof” windows. Despite that, deposits poured in faster than Musk’s Twitter feuds. And now, five years later, Tesla enthusiasts are still waiting for their futuristic vehicles, while the rest of us are left wondering if Musk is really just pioneering the world’s first subscripti...