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How to Win Customers and Influence Cookies

The Modern Marketing Playbook for Lazy, Greedy Data Addiction

Illustration of modern marketing's data and cookie obsession

In today’s #marketing world, who needs authentic customer interest when you’ve got cookies and tracking links to do the heavy lifting? Gone are the days of crafting clever campaigns to attract people who actually want your product...

Cookies: The Sugar High of Marketing

Cookies used to be a nice treat. Now, they’re the modern marketer’s go-to method for “engagement”...

Targeting “Your Perfect Audience”…Whether They Like It or Not

Remember when marketing meant finding people who might actually need your product?...

The Art of “Engagement” — or How to Trick People into Liking You

Welcome to the new frontier, where “engagement” doesn’t mean creating a product people actually like...

If It Doesn’t Sell Itself, Maybe It Shouldn’t Sell

Here’s a wild thought: what if the best way to market something was to make it actually… you know, appealing?...

Marketing 101: If You Need to Manipulate, You’re Doing It Wrong

The reality is, if your product needs tracking links, cookies, and psychological trickery to make it stick, maybe it’s time for a rethink...

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